{"product_id":"road-crew-apparel-co-professional-skeptic-hoodie","title":"Road Crew Apparel Co: Professional Skeptic Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eSome folks hear a plan and start celebrating. You hear it and wonder what got left out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eThat's not negativity. That's experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eProfessional Skeptic is for the people who've watched enough \"easy jobs\" turn into all-day projects. The ones who notice the missing bolt, the weather rolling in, or the sentence that starts with, \"We'll figure it out.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eYou've learned that confidence and competence aren't always the same thing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eSomebody usually says, \"You're overthinking it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eThen about an hour later they're asking where the toolbox is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eFunny how that works.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eYou don't expect everything to go wrong. You just know things have a habit of introducing themselves when nobody's paying attention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003eYou ask the questions. You check twice. 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