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Others drift into view one faint smell at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Well That's Not Supposed To Be Smoking\" isn't outrage or surprise. It's recognition. The calm observation made by someone who's seen enough questionable situations to know that reality occasionally edits the plan without asking permission.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes things overheat. Sometimes people do too. We proceed anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft everyday comfort with a unisex fit, premium DTG print, and designed by Road Crew Apparel Co.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCREW COMMENTARY\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost disasters announce themselves long before they become disasters. The difficult part is that people tend to ignore small warnings until they become large ones. Experience doesn't make problems disappear. 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