Still Not Impressed
Classic Black / XS
$37.95 USD
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$37.95 USD
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Still Not Impressed
$37.95 USD
Sale price
$37.95 USD
Regular price
A hoodie for maintaining emotional distance in colder weather.
“STILL NOT IMPRESSED” captures the exact energy of watching unnecessary effort happen around you while remaining entirely unchanged internally.
Comfort-first sarcasm with a restrained aesthetic that feels more psychologically accurate than loud meme humor.
Works especially well for introverts, backstage personalities, exhausted professionals, and naturally skeptical people.
Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||||||||
| inch | inch | inch | inch | inch | inch | inch | ||||||||
| Chest | 19.7 | 20.5 | 21.1 | 21.7 | 22.2 | 22.8 | 23.4 | |||||||
| Length | 24.4 | 25.4 | 26.4 | 27.2 | 28.0 | 28.5 | 28.9 | |||||||
| Shoulder | 17.7 | 18.3 | 18.9 | 19.5 | 20.1 | 20.7 | 21.3 | |||||||
| Sleeve length | 22.4 | 23.0 | 23.6 | 24.2 | 24.8 | 25.2 | 25.6 | |||||||